“works/607588 I want you to talk about the first 696 words of it.”

origamigiraffes

perfectworthlessdove:

I’M CRYING HELP

For those unfamiliar, this is a story called “The Dark Magic of Tentacle Love.” It’s Voldemort/Giant Squid and I alternate between thinking it’s a huge embarrassment and my greatest accomplishment.

This story actually has a bit of history, as its roots are from a joke that I had with a friend. My thing with fanfiction was and still is that I really only like it if I think that it’s plausible. So I had decided to write a quasi-plausible version of this scenario. I think the original “fic” was written in a text message and, obviously, lost.

Flash forward two/three years and I was a big part of this multifandom comm called fandomsecrets. People wrote a lot of joke stuff for the comm. One thing led to another and then I was writing Voldemort and his squid love in a fond embrace. 

I take a great pride in being the only Voldemort/Giant Squid fic on AO3.

This is my favourite fic you’ve ever written.

headofvipers replied to your post: Dear blunder friends,My mental health …

I’m sorry to hear that. AD is always comfort food for me when I feel stressed. (are they the three blunder related eps?)

Sword of Destiny, Colony Collapse, and A New Attitude yes yes yes 

Dear blunder friends,
My mental health today is D- not even remotley close to being okay, so im curled up on the couch watching the holy trifecta of AD episodes for the first time in ages to try to cheer up.

thenakedgeologist:

Does tumblr mobile even fucking try

thenakedgeologist:

Does tumblr mobile even fucking try

shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

sdzoo:

Curled Calf

zaynsitonmyface:

IS DIS REAL

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joliemour:

polarisjewel:

pupdateblog:

this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking

Look at this fluffy piece of shit. It is so fucking cute. I am using foul language to describe my agony

I CAN’T

a-will-arnett:

Will Arnett does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

tootricky:

love bird has a wash (source)

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

feliscorvus:

flotorshi:

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So true and yeah, some people seem to adopt cats without realizing they’re living creatures.

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