curiousspyglass:

STEVE HOLT!

curiousspyglass:

STEVE HOLT!

“I didn’t like my name until you said it.”
—Unknown

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

the-wonders-of-unreality:

If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out. 

fygirlcrush:

Before you decide to have feelings for someone, I suggest you:

  1. Stop
  2. No
  3. Don’t do that
  4. Drink a glass of water
  5. Don’t be an idiot
  6. Stop feeling things
  7. Become cynical
  8. Transcend your corporeal form
  9. Ascend from this planet
  10. Become an otherworldly being
  11. Thank me

lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

imaginarygiraffe:

so this one time my best friend crashed my other best friends laptop and she called her brother in a panic and screamed “I CRASHED AN UNCRASHABLE LAPTOP HEEELLLPPPPP”

origamigiraffes:

imaginarygiraffe:

guys, origamigiraffes computer broke and her desktop background is this:

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and now she’s worried about what the computer fix-y people will say about it when she brings it in

I’m hoping it will be fine once I go home and use my other charger, but I realized this might be a, you know, teeny tiny, problem….

unskinny:

Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy eating.

Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy wearing.

Stop apologizing for how you prefer to spend your day.

Stop apologizing for the things that make you happy.

neuromorphogenesis:

Language and Your Brain

For centuries, researchers have studied the brain to find exactly where mechanisms for producing and interpreting language reside. Theories abound on how humans acquire new languages and how our developing brains learn to process languages.

By Voxy.

A dying friend once told me, ‘I wish I hadn’t spent so many Mondays wishing it were Friday. I also wish I had made better use of those Fridays, for better stories on Monday.’

A Wolf’s Thoughts (via rawkiss)

:O

(via buried-deep-within)

“Heteronormativity isn’t just about the presumption that everyone is heterosexual. The expectation that boys woo girls feeds into your mind the expectation that relationships are necessary for fulfilment, and you are less than if you are not having particular kinds of sex with a particular, and a particular kind of, person at particular intervals. It’s about what Lauren Berlant calls the love plot, in which love is produced as a generic text enabling society to interpret your life as following certain conventions. It’s not about what you want, it’s about what you’re supposed to want. You’re not encouraged to think about what you want in relationships, if anything, so much as you are encouraged to fit a script. Heteronormativity messes things up for everyone, straight people included.”
Tossing the script of desire | Zero at the Bone (via brutereason)
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