i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
Before you decide to have feelings for someone, I suggest you:
- Don’t do that
- Drink a glass of water
- Don’t be an idiot
- Stop feeling things
- Become cynical
- Transcend your corporeal form
- Ascend from this planet
- Become an otherworldly being
- Thank me
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
so this one time my best friend crashed my other best friends laptop and she called her brother in a panic and screamed “I CRASHED AN UNCRASHABLE LAPTOP HEEELLLPPPPP”
guys, origamigiraffes computer broke and her desktop background is this:
and now she’s worried about what the computer fix-y people will say about it when she brings it in
I’m hoping it will be fine once I go home and use my other charger, but I realized this might be a, you know, teeny tiny, problem….
Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy eating.
Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy wearing.
Stop apologizing for how you prefer to spend your day.
Stop apologizing for the things that make you happy.
A Wolf’s Thoughts (via rawkiss)